A Rope Went into a Bar…
A rope went into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve your kind here.”
So, the rope went into the rest room, shook him self around and tied himself into a knot.
After that, the rope went back into the bar and again ordered a drink. The bartender said, “Aren’t you the same rope that I refused to serve before?”
The rope answered, “No, I’m afraid not.
Author Unknown (just as well)